There are many reasons to become a nun
though offhand I cannot think of one
unless perhaps you are a girl of habit,
in which case, offered the chance, then grab it.
Me, I like the common life. It’s great!
The booze, the weed, the need to fornicate
with fellow sinners always supercedes
the good and Godliness, the worldly deeds.
And yet I still have tendency towards prayer,
Sweet Jesus come to me, let down your hair
my bed is hay-soft, soundproof is my lair.

Gobbeldy-knobbledy
Doctor Sue Johanson
teaches sex educa-
tion on t.v.
sans inhibition this
quinquagenarian
councils her viewers on
dildo-er-ee.